Movie julia roberts richard gere6/20/2023 ![]() ![]() Also, her latest fiancé is Christopher Meloni, a.k.a.Richard Gere somehow wins over Julia Roberts’s family, which seems gross, but I guess not journalistically frowned-upon?.LMAO, Richard Gere shows up to Julia Roberts’s hair salon and she dyes his hair rainbow.That doesn’t seem so bad to me, but then again, I love divorce. It’s actually Julia Roberts’s fourth wedding, not her seventh, as Richard Gere erroneously reported.Said travel is to Julia Roberts’s small Maryland town, natch (but you probably guessed that).Richard Gere gets a travel budget for one freelance assignment, and I am.LMAO, Richard Gere gets canned from his paper but.hired by GQ? To prove the legitimacy of his “Runaway Bride” mishegoss? Will Welch would never.Okay, cool Richard Gere’s editor, Rita Wilson, yells at him for writing something unsourced. ![]() Did Richard Gere fact-check this column at all? I mean, it seems accurate, but still.Richard Gere writes a whole column about the titular runaway bride, who is (gasp) Julia Roberts, who’s just a nice girl in a small town with a penchant for weddings.Also, his column is famously misogynistic? Cool, guy.A guy in the bar pitches the notion to Richard Gere, explaining that he’s from her hometown and she’s fixing to marry (or not) again. Boom, the words “runaway bride” have been said.I’ll say again what I’ve always felt about Carrie Bradshaw: Are we really supposed to believe that all of New York is this fixated on one column?.Jan Levinson-Gould! Richard Gere half-hits on her in a bar while trying to write his column. ![]() Nobody will give him a fully fledged column to write, which is rude.
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